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Thank you for calling Sharon aka PuckGal. She is not available right now because she is out being a chauffeur, equipment manager, therapist, nutritionist, curfew nazi, dry cleaner, ATM machine and coach liaison. She may be reached during the 2 week window in April between the last game of the season and tryouts/pre-season camps for next. If your call is urgent please notify the local rink, they may be able to find her in a corner rocking and drooling. Have a nice day.
I now have my new voice mail message.